For some reason, I can't control the character. I've tested it with other games here to see if it's not my browser, but the problem is only with this game. Strange...
Edit: After a few refreshes, the joystick recognized, but not the keyboard
Nope. My personal philosophy is that if something can run in the browser it should run in the browser. Itās just safer.
Based on this forum post while Itch does have virus and malware scanning, āVirusTotal is not accurate enough in a lot of cases for us to automatically suspend content, so typically content gets put into a review queue where we human review it.ā
While I would never knowingly distribute malware, if something sneaky made it into an executable program that I put up for download I would never forgive myself.
HTML5 games are just MUCH SAFER, and itās better if you donāt have to trust me bro to enjoy the game.
While I agree with everything you said, I still think providing a downloadable version in addition to the one that runs in the browser has a purpose: preservation. If itch.io were to die someday, all the browser-only games will die with it. If people can download them locally, they can survive virtually forever. Not to mention that it also allows you to play them when you donāt have Internet access.
I, for one, love preserving all forms of art, games included. I still have flash games from the 2000s kept safe in multiple hard drives. While it is technically possible to archive HTML5 games, people will rarely do it as the process can get quite involved.
But yeah, in the end itās your choice, just giving you another PoV :)
So I have had all my runs ended by the same bug. After a bit of time into a round the screen starts to shake as if I made her jump if I haven't lost in about 10-20 seconds after it starts the poor girl just gets erased from existence. I'm playing it on Firefox if that helps.
maybe after u take an upgrade mabe wait like 3 seconds till the next milk falls so you can actually get bigger when the cut cean happend and u dont loss a life after the next milk instantly drops
or ya know add a mode where she dont deflate after droping a milk
Mildly annoyed there's no pause button. Not the worst thing in the world though.
I can't tell if it's the game doing this on purpose or not, but I've noticed that it likes to spawn the next drop in a way that prevents you from getting the bigger boobs power up, at least once you're a certain size. It's actually really annoying to go "Well, I can't go get that because if I do get it I'll miss that drop for no benefit." Juggling only goes so far and frankly I'm not good at it. It often leads to me missing more drops, which just makes things more frustrating.
I think a "grid assist" mode might help, for those players who want to have a better idea of the hit boxes. Particularly at smaller sizes. Grid Assist mode would not be valid for sending a high score, since it's mostly practice.
Not surprised on the size limit, but I did enjoy the fact that jumping when big enough caused a quake of the background on landing.
All in all, definitely would be something I want to download and tell others about.
Thatās the largest size on the score screen.
If you had at the glass break affect going on during the game, then thatās the largest size as well. (*ļæ£ā½ļæ£)b
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make a freeplay mode where you dont have to worry about dying
Honestly, not a bad idea.
cannot go fullscreen and is next to impossible to play because the game screen is too big
we want to download it !!!
Yeah baby 2nd part
it is nice but she is too slippery and why can you run off screen one thing i would like would be able to control her with mouse
It's not possible to play on your phone if you don't have Bluetooth gamepad
Correct. Thereās no touch controls right now. Just keyboard and controller.
easy to play with one hand
one critic i have is that there is no download button on the page
10/10 will play again
fun game
For some reason, I can't control the character. I've tested it with other games here to see if it's not my browser, but the problem is only with this game. Strange...
Edit: After a few refreshes, the joystick recognized, but not the keyboard
i wanted her to get even bigger, dammit
any chance for a downloadable version?
Nope. My personal philosophy is that if something can run in the browser it should run in the browser. Itās just safer.
Based on this forum post while Itch does have virus and malware scanning, āVirusTotal is not accurate enough in a lot of cases for us to automatically suspend content, so typically content gets put into a review queue where we human review it.ā
While I would never knowingly distribute malware, if something sneaky made it into an executable program that I put up for download I would never forgive myself.
HTML5 games are just MUCH SAFER, and itās better if you donāt have to trust me bro to enjoy the game.
While I agree with everything you said, I still think providing a downloadable version in addition to the one that runs in the browser has a purpose: preservation. If itch.io were to die someday, all the browser-only games will die with it. If people can download them locally, they can survive virtually forever. Not to mention that it also allows you to play them when you donāt have Internet access.
I, for one, love preserving all forms of art, games included. I still have flash games from the 2000s kept safe in multiple hard drives. While it is technically possible to archive HTML5 games, people will rarely do it as the process can get quite involved.
But yeah, in the end itās your choice, just giving you another PoV :)
Donāt worry, the source code is on 7 HDDs I pulled from the dumpster at work.
Iām not joking.
ok, but my problem its my delay with the bowser xD
Strong improvement over original. Thank you.
So I have had all my runs ended by the same bug. After a bit of time into a round the screen starts to shake as if I made her jump if I haven't lost in about 10-20 seconds after it starts the poor girl just gets erased from existence. I'm playing it on Firefox if that helps.
I have a bug where after some tries the game skips couple seconds and I loose a life
Thatās a weird one. Iām not certain what could be causing that. Does it happen on every browser or just your main one?
I use only one browser. After I reloaded the page the bug disappeared.
so i just had ember run off screen and never come back is that a bug?
Thatās just me being lazy.
Going a little bit off screen is helpful to juggle things falling near the edges towards the middle, but I never limited how far you can go.
So if you keep running off screen youāll just go forever, or until too much milk spills. What ever comes first.
maybe after u take an upgrade mabe wait like 3 seconds till the next milk falls so you can actually get bigger when the cut cean happend and u dont loss a life after the next milk instantly drops
or ya know add a mode where she dont deflate after droping a milk
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Pretty good. Simple, yet addicting.
Mildly annoyed there's no pause button. Not the worst thing in the world though.
I can't tell if it's the game doing this on purpose or not, but I've noticed that it likes to spawn the next drop in a way that prevents you from getting the bigger boobs power up, at least once you're a certain size. It's actually really annoying to go "Well, I can't go get that because if I do get it I'll miss that drop for no benefit." Juggling only goes so far and frankly I'm not good at it. It often leads to me missing more drops, which just makes things more frustrating.
I think a "grid assist" mode might help, for those players who want to have a better idea of the hit boxes. Particularly at smaller sizes. Grid Assist mode would not be valid for sending a high score, since it's mostly practice.
Not surprised on the size limit, but I did enjoy the fact that jumping when big enough caused a quake of the background on landing.
All in all, definitely would be something I want to download and tell others about.
Fun. Lotsa boobage.
Possible improvements:
BOOBA
so sweet
Thatās the largest size on the score screen. If you had at the glass break affect going on during the game, then thatās the largest size as well. (*ļæ£ā½ļæ£)b
i got it four times in a game
boobs